How To Act Like : A Dumb Blonde

1.)
Embrace the "dumb blond" stereotype. Blonds may be perfectly intelligent, but the stereotype has power. Dye your hair blond or just keep it the color that it is, you can also wear a blonde wig..

2
Be clumsy. Don't purposely hurt yourself, but if you do trip, giggle and brush it off like it isn't a big deal (unless, of course, you really are hurt).

3
Look dumb. If you are in school then act like you don't know where you are and ask people if the cafeteria is this way, when there is a clear sign with cafeteria written on it. Go to the wrong classroom and sit down in someone else's chair. When they find you out, give that sickening smile that everyone hates.

4.)
Make silly mistakes all the time.

5.)
Support the same politicians your friends think are really cool. That shows you don't think for yourself, which is a hallmark of someone who is not the least bit smart.

6.)
Spell easy words wrong and hard words like muttonhead for example right.

7.)
Read nothing but magazines about singers and rap stars, and know every detail about the actresses and actors and reality show stars who are hot right now. That shows that you don't spend your time thinking about important issues. In fact, it makes you look like a complete airhead. Won't everyone be fooled.

8.)
Buy things you don't need, like cutesy folders and the latest fashions, especially adorable but uncomfortable shoes.

9.)
Also curl your hair sometimes and look somewhere else, it gets everyone's attention.

10.)
Another good idea is to trip over air like while walking down a hallway make sure there really isn't anything in front of you then fall down.

11.)
When a teacher hands out a test and says you may start to the whole class say "Well tell us.. Who can start?", but not too sassy

12.)
Knock down something that won't break in front of everyone and then go "Ummmm! Someone knocked that down"

13.)
Make sure you smile at people from a distance, you will look nicer so guys will approach you.

14.)
While looking at yourself in a mirror around a lot of people say, " I s my hair messed up? " and then turn around and look at them.

15.)
Flick your pencil at something not someone so you don't hurt anyone or break something and then go "Oh my gosh, my pencil flew!"

16.)
When at a friends house if their phone rings pick it up and say you just called then say their name and then say do you want to talk to them.

17.)
Laugh at stupid things.